Friday Funbag #3--Extra Long Edition

Thursday teed up an expanded Funbag edition with some absolutely wild breaking news stories in an eight-hour stretch.

In order: Mark Robinson proclaims himself a Black Nazi; this goober sheriff murdered a judge in chambers; Olivia Nuzzi, star New York Magazine reporter has been suspended for an admitted affair with RFK Jr.; and dead-eyed Florida frat boy congressman Matt Gaetz is back in hot water over his sexual relationship with a minor.

Over here in the Wasteland, it’s not often you see a day like today—four bonkers news stories in an eight-hour time period is legitimately rare. As such, we’re hosting an expanded edition of the Funbag today, so buckle up.

What in the hell is wrong with North Carolina GOP gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson?

The short answer is everything. The man is j…